Not feeling that his article last Thursday properly conveyed his complete lack of ability to prove a point, Reinhard has returned to the editorial pages of the Oregonian with another contradictory
article.The headline: "How doth thou disappoint me, Miss Miers?"
The opening paragraphs: a veritable thesaurus, a waste of space using dozens of adjectives for disappointment.
The body: Get over it, Conservatives. Bush made a good pick.
The conclusion: The Right is sounding as wimpy as the Left.
Got that?
Most editorials (at least professional ones, where newspapers pay people to print their opinions) involve a statement of position, and then arguments supporting that position. Many times, a headline is used to convey the position that will be argued. Reinhard's editorial does not bother with anything so trite; he rants on both sides of the issue, never taking the time to argue for either.
As I asked one week ago today, the last time he printed an article on harriet Meiers, how does Reinhard feel about her? This article seems to be another draft of his
Thursday article, offering nothing new, and is just as flawed: it has no functional thesis, and does not bother attempting to craft or defend one. This guy is a joke.
Writing Flaw #1Reinhard uses 9 synonyms for two words in the first paragraph, without any attempt to have repetition serve his point. It is merely a way to inflate his word count.
Writing Flaw #2The third paragraph switches point of view 7 times. Is this a neutral article about what conservatives think? or is this about what Reinhard thinks? Comparing the two needs separate paragraphs. Situating them in alternating sentences is jarring and juvenile.
(Did you see that? Proper synonym usage. Both "Jarring" and "Juvenile" added to my point. Make note, Reinhard.)
Doublethink Attempt #1Reinhard describes the "conservative commentariat" as "whining and narcissism. There's an unbecoming air of 'we know better' superiority and arrogance. There's the snarky snideness and condescension when it comes to Bush. And, finally, there's a failure to offer viable alternatives."
Surprisingly, I found myself agreeing with Reinhard. This is what I see anytime I turn on Fox News, or read Reinhard's editorials. But he follows this up with, "It's all so very Air America."
This is nothing new. Conservatives have been whiny, narcissistic pricks since Reagan was inaugurated, and refusal to listen to viable alternatives is a hallmark of the Bush Administration.
Cataloguing well documented (but often ignored) Conservative flaws in order to chalk them up to the faults of Liberals is a bald-faced attempt at doublethink.
Doublethink Attempt #2"One of conservatism's attractions has always been its adult acceptance of the world we find ourselves in rather than a juvenile insistence on the world of our fantasies."
Greedy bastards like Reinhard fantasize about a world where no one pays taxes, the rich keep all of their money, and they don't have to pay wages to the lower classes that they live off of. They have been fantasizing about this for decades.
Now that this sick fantasy is coming true, they are deriding anyone who wants "wages they can live on without starving" or "schools to educate their children" or "health care so they don't die" as liberal fantasists.
The truth is that conservatives are the fantasizers, and its attraction was never about taking the world as they found it. It is attractive to greedy, rich bastards because they want to keep as much of their own money as possible, humanity be damned.
Writing Flaw #3"Sorry, but Bush has earned the right to want his pick to have a good shot at confirmation."
Another one of those sentences that has to be read a few times to understand, because Reinhard has difficulty in constructing "subject-object" pairs.
So, Bush has earned the right...to want something. He has not earned the right to have something, but he has earned...the desire. No one can begrudge him this desire; after all, he has earned it.
ConclusionI will now bring all of my points together, and relate them to my thesis statement, visible at the beginning of this article. (Take note, Reinhard--basic article writing skills.)
Reinhard's laughable attempt at an editorial is a waste of space on the Oregonian's pages. They could have explored another issue, or the Meiers appointment from a new perspective. Reinhard merely offers another confusing ramble on two sides of the issue, without arguing any specific point.
Why does such an intellectually vibrant city as Portland have such an idiot on the pages of its newspaper?